Ainsley: I'm not a pretty princess yet! I will be a pretty princess later.

Mom: How do you become a pretty princess?

Ainsley: I will spin around!

"Poor Gryff! He won't be very happy there. They are KU fans!" Hannah said, dropping Gryffin off at the kennel where he would spend a few days over the weekend, upon noticing that the kennel owners had University of Kansas Jayhawks memorabilia.

Noah: Why did they name Shamu Shamu?

"That woman is cramping my style!" Hannah complained, as the character of Miss Darvis began to annoy her while playing the "High School Musical" DVD game.

Ainsley: Can I play on the computer?

Mom: No.

Ainsley: Can I?

Mom: No.

Ainsley: Can I?

Mom: No.

Ainsley: Say yes!

Hope: Mom, why didn't they name W "double V"?

Dad: Ainsley, what's wrong with your tummy?

Mom: Hmmm ... I think it's just magic marker. Ainsley, you have Pink Belly!

Ainsley: You have Pink Face!!!

Ainsley: EVERYONE WEARS UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!