Hannah: "Mom, we played Bible Trivia today at school and there was a question about that Asparagus guy. It asked his first name. Do you know what it is?

Me: "Hannah, there is no asparagus in the Bible."

Hannah: "Yes, there is! You know, Judas Asparagus?"

Me, trying hard not to laugh: "You mean, Judas Iscariot?"

Hannah: "Well, whatever."