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Hannah: "Mom, we played Bible Trivia today at school and there was a question about that Asparagus guy. It asked his first name. Do you know what it is?

Me: "Hannah, there is no asparagus in the Bible."

Hannah: "Yes, there is! You know, Judas Asparagus?"

Me, trying hard not to laugh: "You mean, Judas Iscariot?"

Hannah: "Well, whatever."

Me, in church, whispering to Hope: "Oh, rats; we forgot to pick up a missalette."

Hope, confused: "Who is Mrs. Letts?"

"Grady is following me like I'm made of meat!" Hope exclaimed, with our yellow labrador right behind her.

The kids just watched the movie "Sky High" this morning, and were discussing super powers.

"I know what my amazing power is," Hannah said. "I'm Latch-Hook Girl! I have the power to do any latch-hook in three minutes!"

"Sidekick!" Mark said.

"What about the baby?" Hannah said. "Rotten Baby, with the power to be really rotten! Pooper baby, with the power to poop!"

Destined to be sidekicks -- er, hero support.