Elizabeth: "Noah, will you give me a Super Wedgie?"

Mrs. F was opening some crackers for the class snack the other day, when the end broke open and spilled cracker crumbs on the carpet.

Hannah piped up, "That wouldn't have happened if you'd have done it over the trash can."

Hannah: "If I don't get to go visit my friend Rebecca soon, I'm going to form an angry mob."

On my birthday last week, I turned 38. Hope, after wishing me a Happy Birthday, said to her daddy, "Dad, I remember a long time ago when you were 38."

Overheard...

Hope, talking to Hannah and Elizabeth: "I know dogs speak French, because there are French poodles."

At 4-H last night, one of the members gave a talk on her beef project. She runs an embryo transfer program with her Maine Anjou heifers, and went into great detail about "flushing eggs" and "running them with the sperm from XXXX bull", etc.

At the end of her talk, Hannah came back to my seat and whispered in my ear, "Mommy, do cows really lay eggs?"

I am SO not ready for that talk yet.

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On the way home, I tried to explain the cow-egg thing in simple terms, until Noah finally said, "Mom? Can we stop talking about cows now?"

Elizabeth: "Mom, Noah lost all his marbles."